Like I said, I had my emo haircut some time back and have been skating with the bangs covering my face. So last week I was warming up by doing Salchow jumps...
...and fell.
The fall wasn't so bad, but because I'm a closet emo drama queen, I rolled unto my back and lied down flat on the ice. I began flailing my arms and legs about like a helpless, well, emo.
"BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB!" I cried.
At this point, sifu skated over to me and screamed, "GET UP! YOU LOOK LIKE A DRUNK OCTOPUS!"
Well. He did have a point.
On my next Exalted game, my Lunar will get herself drunk and assume an octopus form.
Signed,
Her Imperial Majesty
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