The imperial chambermaids did a most preposterous thing! They have left the Imperial Palace for their home province because they wanted to be part of their pathetic commoner festival! This left me and the Imperial Brother in quite a predicament.
Today, the Imperial Brother demanded -er- requested bacon and eggs for breakfast -er- dinner. Because I am a kind, loving, and generous Empress, I indulged him. I steeled myself and marched into that area of the palace where no empress should be seen working - the kitchen.
So I set about preparing the Imperial Brother's meal. I first cooked the eggs, which he demanded -er- requested to be sunny side up, and here is the result.
I ended up scrambling one of them because I cracked the shell in the wrong spot and the egg landed on the frying pan with a broken yolk >_<
Now this, my loyal subjects, is an innocent looking place mat.
As you can see, it is made of plastic.
Now this is what happens when you accidentally place a hot frying pan on top of an innocent plastic place mat.
Congratulations, Empress, you have just contributed to the widening of the hole in the ozone layer.
Anyway, I underestimated the amount of bacon left in the freezer, and this is how much I was able to make >_<
And that, my loyal subjects, is the Imperial Brother's dinner. He will eat it, and enjoy it, or it is off with his head.
Needless to say, my cooking skill has now increased by 1 ^_^
Her Imperial Majesty
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