You will be pleased to know that the Imperial Court have rejoiced upon my return, and are rallying under my glorious Imperial Banner once more \o/ Many have forgotten their old titles, and have come forward to be enlisted anew. That is, I am keeping an actual list this time around, and hopefully I don't lose it despite my busy and demanding schedule ^_^
Needless to say, my return had reignited the Imperial Court's passion for role play, and the Imperial Adviser for Public Relations in particular engaged me with a few lines. It was a welcome diversion and kept my spirits up as I go through yet another stressful day \o/
Here are some snippets of our conversation for your entertainment pleasure:
PR Adviser: O benevolent one, I wish to embark upon a quest to obtain a rare and magical item.
PR Adviser: It is rumored that deep within the Mountains of Tralala lives a troll who wears the Serpent Belt of Plentiful Wifi.
Empress: Am I associated with this troll?
PR Adviser: No, for it is ugly and smells bad.
Empress: I see.
PR Adviser: Apparently the troll had also stolen the Obsidian Necklace of Silent Neighbors.
Empress: How may I offer you assistance?
PR Adviser: Thy blessing is all I need, o benevolent one.
Empress: Then go! Smite this ugly and smelly troll, and obtain the Serpent Belt of Plentiful Wifi and Obsidian Necklace of Silent Neighbors for my honor and glory!
PR Adviser: It shall be done gracefully in your name!
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PR Adviser: Alas, my lady.
PR Adviser: I have failed!
PR Adviser: The Serpent Belt of Infinite Wifi was not in the mountains as rumored.
PR Adviser: All I got was the Lion's Girdle of Silent Farting.
Empress: You are a disgrace to the Empire!
PR Adviser: T_T
Empress: As a member of the Imperial Court, I expect you to perform self-imposed penance, lest I throw you to the Head Imperial Warlock's laboratories!
PR Adviser: I shall wear the Shackles of Slow Elevators for a week as penance!
Empress: Excellent. Your suffering pleases me.
PR Adviser: In your naaaaaaame!
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I hope this exchange amused you as much as it amused me ^_^
Signed,
Her Imperial Majesty
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