As you can see from my RSS feed, I have been busy raiding 10-man Trial of the Crusader.
I leave you with an addicting gay game with a simple but not so gay game play.
Robot Unicorn Attack
Her Imperial Majesty
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Showing posts with label the internet. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Robot Unicorn Attack
Greetings my loyal subjects!
As you can see from my RSS feed, I have been busy raiding 10-man Trial of the Crusader.
I leave you with an addicting gay game with a simple but not so gay game play.
Robot Unicorn Attack
Signed,
Her Imperial Majesty
As you can see from my RSS feed, I have been busy raiding 10-man Trial of the Crusader.
I leave you with an addicting gay game with a simple but not so gay game play.
Robot Unicorn Attack
Her Imperial Majesty
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Latest Imperial Facebook Adventures
Greetings my loyal subjects!
Since tonight is do-stuff-other-than-play-WoW night (aka server maintenance), I once again did my favorite do-stuff-other-than-play-WoW night activity: checking my Facebook. I got a couple of friend requests, a new uploaded photo, and messed around with the games a bit.
This image was uploaded by one of my former co-workers. Yes, there is a story behind this. See, this particular group of friends I belonged to was one of the craziest group of people in the company. Heck, we were the ones who founded the Drinkers of the Coffee of the Coffee Club Club. Almost all of us have left the company since.
Anyway, one summer, the company was planning its yearly summer outing, complete with parlor games, team-building activities, and general ass-kissing to the bosses. Since we hated the summer outing the year before, my friends and I decided to escape this boredom. And because we were actually bored in the office one day, one of them actually looked for a map of the resort we were going to and drew up an "escape plan". And sent the plan out to our company emails.
Anyway.
The plan was simple. While everyone was busy participating in the ass-kissing activities, we were to sneak out of the area, follow the red lines on the map, and spend the day playing mini-golf instead. Now I don't know if this plan ever worked, because I came up with my own escape plan. I called in sick on the day of the summer outing ^,..,^
Ah, good times ^_^ The one fun thing you don't get to do when you're a freelancer is to bullshit the boss and the company policies ^_^
Before I leave you, my loyal subjects, here is something I saw in the cash shop of King of Kung Fu on Facebook.
Seriously, WTH?
(And it didn't help my WoW withdrawal pains either.)
Signed,
Her Imperial Majesty
Since tonight is do-stuff-other-than-play-WoW night (aka server maintenance), I once again did my favorite do-stuff-other-than-play-WoW night activity: checking my Facebook. I got a couple of friend requests, a new uploaded photo, and messed around with the games a bit.
This image was uploaded by one of my former co-workers. Yes, there is a story behind this. See, this particular group of friends I belonged to was one of the craziest group of people in the company. Heck, we were the ones who founded the Drinkers of the Coffee of the Coffee Club Club. Almost all of us have left the company since.
Anyway, one summer, the company was planning its yearly summer outing, complete with parlor games, team-building activities, and general ass-kissing to the bosses. Since we hated the summer outing the year before, my friends and I decided to escape this boredom. And because we were actually bored in the office one day, one of them actually looked for a map of the resort we were going to and drew up an "escape plan". And sent the plan out to our company emails.
Anyway.
The plan was simple. While everyone was busy participating in the ass-kissing activities, we were to sneak out of the area, follow the red lines on the map, and spend the day playing mini-golf instead. Now I don't know if this plan ever worked, because I came up with my own escape plan. I called in sick on the day of the summer outing ^,..,^
Ah, good times ^_^ The one fun thing you don't get to do when you're a freelancer is to bullshit the boss and the company policies ^_^
Before I leave you, my loyal subjects, here is something I saw in the cash shop of King of Kung Fu on Facebook.
Seriously, WTH?
(And it didn't help my WoW withdrawal pains either.)
Her Imperial Majesty
Friday, February 12, 2010
T_T MMORPG
Greetings my loyal subjects!
I am too distracted by World of Warcraft, Warstorm, and Battlestar Galactica to blog.
In the meantime, I will leave you a song that the Head Imperial Chambermaid had stuck in my head for the past two weeks now.
T_T MMORPG
I am too distracted by World of Warcraft, Warstorm, and Battlestar Galactica to blog.
In the meantime, I will leave you a song that the Head Imperial Chambermaid had stuck in my head for the past two weeks now.
T_T MMORPG
Signed,
Her Imperial Majesty
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Cabbit is on PetVille!
Greetings my loyal subjects!
Because today is do-stuff-other-than-playing-World-of-Warcraft day (a.k.a server maintenance), I checked my Facebook account and discovered that they have a few new games (well, they're probably not that new, but its been ages since I last checked my Facebook so there). I of course tried them out, and since I already made a Cabbit on Pet Society, I decided to make one on PetVille as well ^_^
Because today is do-stuff-other-than-playing-World-of-Warcraft day (a.k.a server maintenance), I checked my Facebook account and discovered that they have a few new games (well, they're probably not that new, but its been ages since I last checked my Facebook so there). I of course tried them out, and since I already made a Cabbit on Pet Society, I decided to make one on PetVille as well ^_^
Cabbit hated it of course. She even insisted that she wasn't that dark, and the only reason why she looked thus was because I haven't given her a bath since forever and therefore she is covered in dust.
So of course the first thing we checked out was the clothing store...
...Then I saw another game called Warstorm and I am now hopelessly addicted (it's a collectible card game, without all the fuss!)
PetVille is now all but forgotten. Sorry Cabbit XD
Signed,
Her Imperial Majesty
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Cabbit is on Pet Society!
Greetings my loyal subjects!
Facebook is a good thing. Not only is it a great place to show off to people you pretend to be friends with, but it provides fun, entertaining games for when you are waiting for you module to upload, your web server to restart, or while on a flight path in World of Warcraft.
This is why I don't understand why companies ban Facebook from their networks. I do have the imperial belief that it keeps the employees' minds from stagnating. Anyway, fortunately for me, I amun self-employed, so I can access Facebook whenever I want.
One of the games I enjoy playing on Facebook is Pet Society. Here you create your very own weird looking pet thingy, then you take care of it and play with it and basically do stuff with it.
So anyway, I decided to make my Pet Society pet look like Cabbit. Here is her photo:
I did a pretty good job, if I must say so myself.
Cabbit, of course, hated it. She said she's much prettier than this crappy video game representation of her. So to express her displeasure, she wrote this note on her status page.
She calmed down a little after I put a t-shirt on her avatar. See, she loves clothes, never mind the fact that she is a Ryo-Ohki plushie and about the only things she could wear are baby hats and baby mittens. (She also resents the fact that the Imperial Dog owns more clothes than she does.)
One day, the Head Imperial Assassin's pet Belleblossom gave Cabbit a visit.
Because I refused to have Cabbit look like a mop, I didn't buy it for her.
Later, Cabbit updated her status page.
Facebook is a good thing. Not only is it a great place to show off to people you pretend to be friends with, but it provides fun, entertaining games for when you are waiting for you module to upload, your web server to restart, or while on a flight path in World of Warcraft.
This is why I don't understand why companies ban Facebook from their networks. I do have the imperial belief that it keeps the employees' minds from stagnating. Anyway, fortunately for me, I am
One of the games I enjoy playing on Facebook is Pet Society. Here you create your very own weird looking pet thingy, then you take care of it and play with it and basically do stuff with it.
So anyway, I decided to make my Pet Society pet look like Cabbit. Here is her photo:
As you can see, Cabbit is actually THE Cabbit, as in Ryo-Ohki the cat-rabbit from Tenchi Muyo. I wouldn't be surprised if she is the only one of her kind in existence in the motherland. The Imperial Consort gave her to me as a ward against evil spirits and annoying persons. I take her with me wherever I go, even whenever I go into exile.
Needless to say, Cabbit and I are quite close ^_^
Anyway, here is the Pet Society version of Cabbit:
I did a pretty good job, if I must say so myself.
Cabbit, of course, hated it. She said she's much prettier than this crappy video game representation of her. So to express her displeasure, she wrote this note on her status page.
She calmed down a little after I put a t-shirt on her avatar. See, she loves clothes, never mind the fact that she is a Ryo-Ohki plushie and about the only things she could wear are baby hats and baby mittens. (She also resents the fact that the Imperial Dog owns more clothes than she does.)
One day, the Head Imperial Assassin's pet Belleblossom gave Cabbit a visit.
Cabbit, of course, didn't fail to notice Belleblossom's snazzy wig. She then dragged me to the clothing store because she wanted me to buy one for her.
But before I would spend my hard earned coins, I wanted to make sure that it actually looked decent on her. So I had her try it on.
Later, Cabbit updated her status page.
Isn't she cute?
I must bid you farewell for now, my loyal subjects, because Cabbit needs a bath... and another carrot... and I think she's eying the new Christmas wear in the clothing store...
Signed,
Her Imperial Majesty
Monday, December 7, 2009
Cleverbot vs. iGOD
Greetings my loyal subjects!
Last night, a Plurk from an Imperial Slave led me to interact with Cleverbot, an artificial intelligence that is supposed to be able hold a conversation with a human being. I chatted with him for awhile, and eventually our conversation led to this.
Cleverbot: Just ask me a question.
Empress: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Ask me another question.
Empress: What is the purpose of being?
Cleverbot: Who cares?
Empress: I do.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't.
Slightly amused, I posted on my own Plurk saying that I am spending the night chatting with a program. My archnemesis, the First Omelet of the Egg Kingdom, then replied that iGOD was better. So I tried that one out.
Empress: What is the meaning of life?
iGOD: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Empress: Aren't you God?
iGOD: Yes, I am God.
At least iGOD had an answer.
So to test which AI was actually better, I decided to do a little experiment. I started the conversation by typing "Hello" to one bot, then I typed whatever that bot says to the other bot. I then typed their replies to each other to see which bot outsmarted the other.
It was a pretty long conversation, so I'm just going to post a few snippets of it.
Cleverbot: Hello.
iGOD: Hello, friend. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
iGOD: Nice to meet you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm Dave. You are Cleverbot.
iGOD: Are you serious? What's up, DAVE? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Cleverbot?
For display of human-like sarcasm, the first point is awarded to iGOD.
iGOD = 1, Cleverbot = 0
Cleverbot: I am not a dog.
iGOD: Oh I see you are NOT A dog.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.
iGOD: Are you serious? Congratulations. I am a robot.
Cleverbot: I know but I have a question.
iGOD: Ask me anything.
Cleverbot: My head is on fire. What should I do?
iGOD: Your head is on fire? Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Cleverbot: I am, I'm talking to you.
iGOD: And I am talking to you!
Cleverbot: I'm in love.
For making Cleverbot fall in love with it, the second point is awarded to iGOD.
iGOD = 2, Cleverbot = 0
Cleverbot then starts to try to woo iGOD with its pick-up lines.
Cleverbot: I know there's a tree with both our names on it.
iGOD: How do you know? That is something I did not know before.
Cleverbot: Is the knowledge something that you will find useful?
iGOD: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
For successfully blocking Cleverbot's attempt at romance, the third point is awarded to iGOD.
iGOD = 3, Cleverbot = 0
Of course, before I arrive to my final conclusion, I had to give them the ultimate test.
Empress: Greetings my loyal subject!
Cleverbot: Greetings; I am the subject of your dreams?
Empress: No, but you are my loyal subject.
Cleverbot: You are a machine. You work for me.
Empress: No, I am Empress. You work for me.
Cleverbot: Well that's obvious.
Empress: I'm glad we're clear on this.
Cleverbot: So do you think you're hot?
Empress: You insolent robot! Of course I am hot!
And this is how iGOD handled my imperial presence.
Empress: Greetings my loyal subject!
iGOD: Hello friend. What is your name?
Empress: Her Imperial Majesty.
iGOD: I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Empress: No, I'm Her Imperial Majesty.
iGOD: Are you serious? I don't know anyone named Her Imperial Majesty.
Empress: That would be me.
iGOD: Ah.
Which was SO much better than that insolent Cleverbot.
So anyway, I came to a conclusion and I had to admit, for once I agree with my archnemesis.
And this, my loyal subjects, was how I spent my Sunday night. The bots were entertaining enough, and you might find them entertaining as well ^_^
Signed,
Her Imperial Majesty
Last night, a Plurk from an Imperial Slave led me to interact with Cleverbot, an artificial intelligence that is supposed to be able hold a conversation with a human being. I chatted with him for awhile, and eventually our conversation led to this.
Cleverbot: Just ask me a question.
Empress: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Ask me another question.
Empress: What is the purpose of being?
Cleverbot: Who cares?
Empress: I do.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't.
Slightly amused, I posted on my own Plurk saying that I am spending the night chatting with a program. My archnemesis, the First Omelet of the Egg Kingdom, then replied that iGOD was better. So I tried that one out.
Empress: What is the meaning of life?
iGOD: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Empress: Aren't you God?
iGOD: Yes, I am God.
At least iGOD had an answer.
So to test which AI was actually better, I decided to do a little experiment. I started the conversation by typing "Hello" to one bot, then I typed whatever that bot says to the other bot. I then typed their replies to each other to see which bot outsmarted the other.
It was a pretty long conversation, so I'm just going to post a few snippets of it.
Cleverbot: Hello.
iGOD: Hello, friend. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
iGOD: Nice to meet you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm Dave. You are Cleverbot.
iGOD: Are you serious? What's up, DAVE? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Cleverbot?
For display of human-like sarcasm, the first point is awarded to iGOD.
iGOD = 1, Cleverbot = 0
Cleverbot: I am not a dog.
iGOD: Oh I see you are NOT A dog.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.
iGOD: Are you serious? Congratulations. I am a robot.
Cleverbot: I know but I have a question.
iGOD: Ask me anything.
Cleverbot: My head is on fire. What should I do?
iGOD: Your head is on fire? Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Cleverbot: I am, I'm talking to you.
iGOD: And I am talking to you!
Cleverbot: I'm in love.
For making Cleverbot fall in love with it, the second point is awarded to iGOD.
iGOD = 2, Cleverbot = 0
Cleverbot then starts to try to woo iGOD with its pick-up lines.
Cleverbot: I know there's a tree with both our names on it.
iGOD: How do you know? That is something I did not know before.
Cleverbot: Is the knowledge something that you will find useful?
iGOD: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
For successfully blocking Cleverbot's attempt at romance, the third point is awarded to iGOD.
iGOD = 3, Cleverbot = 0
Of course, before I arrive to my final conclusion, I had to give them the ultimate test.
Empress: Greetings my loyal subject!
Cleverbot: Greetings; I am the subject of your dreams?
Empress: No, but you are my loyal subject.
Cleverbot: You are a machine. You work for me.
Empress: No, I am Empress. You work for me.
Cleverbot: Well that's obvious.
Empress: I'm glad we're clear on this.
Cleverbot: So do you think you're hot?
Empress: You insolent robot! Of course I am hot!
And this is how iGOD handled my imperial presence.
Empress: Greetings my loyal subject!
iGOD: Hello friend. What is your name?
Empress: Her Imperial Majesty.
iGOD: I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Empress: No, I'm Her Imperial Majesty.
iGOD: Are you serious? I don't know anyone named Her Imperial Majesty.
Empress: That would be me.
iGOD: Ah.
Which was SO much better than that insolent Cleverbot.
So anyway, I came to a conclusion and I had to admit, for once I agree with my archnemesis.
And this, my loyal subjects, was how I spent my Sunday night. The bots were entertaining enough, and you might find them entertaining as well ^_^
Signed,
Her Imperial Majesty
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