The Empress Is Not Perfect zOMG!!!

I had another post prepared for today. But I am only human. Today I'm going to be petty.

Yesterday, my gay friend pointed out that there was a typo in my post. Frustrated that I couldn't find it, I had my not-so-loyal subjects take a look.

"You need to put a hyphen between 'pathetically' and 'boring'."
"Your sentence structuring is messed up."
"You have poor mastery of punctuations."

"W..wait, what? P-p-p-punctuations? Show me!"

And they did.

"We just snuck into the pantry, quickly filled our mugs, and snuck out; hoping nobody was watching us."

zOMG, like, I'm totally writing a formal academic paper instead of a senseless blog post about my imperial past! Like, I'm totally shattered now! Like, I'll totally never gonna be able to write anymore because I lack godlike mastery of punctuations!

And you know what the typo was? It was "coffe"! I forgot to put an extra "e"! And I had to go through this confidence shattering criticism all because my gay friend refused to tell me where the typo was! Because he is gay!

So anyway, thanks to my not-so-loyal subjects for their great efforts trying to locate a grammatical error after I asked them to look for a TYPO! I'm so proud of you! You found a FLAW! You must be so happy!

Excuse me while I attempt to imperially kill myself. (Don't worry, I'm not going to die since I am divine.)

Regular programming will resume tomorrow.