Imperial Court Role Play Update

Greetings, my loyal subjects!

Today, the Head Imperial Chambermaid informed me that the Imperial Adviser for Public Relations did indeed find the artifacts he had claimed he did not. And, he tried to sell these to her!

Needless to say, the Head Imperial Warlock will have a new patient soon.

For the meantime,

Signed,
Her Imperial Majesty

Keep Calm

Greetings, my loyal subjects!

Do not panic for I hath returned!

 

Stay tuned for new updates!

Signed,
Her Imperial Majesty

Updated Imperial Seal!

Greetings my loyal subjects!

The Imperial Ambassador has updated the Imperial Seal!

Signed,
Her Imperial Majesty

Apple Juice

So I poured myself a glass of apple juice just now, and the Imperial Brother said,

"Ewww Applebough's pee!"

My life is now changed >.<