An Imperial Eyelash Procedure

Greetings, my loyal subjects!

A week ago, a lady who owns a salon asked if she can use me as a model for her new eyelash extensions service. This means she will give me a free eyelash extension in exchange for letting her take before and after pictures of my eyes. Because I am Empress, I agreed.

So yesterday I walked into the salon where attendants promptly took pictures of my "before" eyes. Of course, they forgot to remove the camera's flash >.> Afterwards, I endured two grueling hours wherein they laboriously glued each fake eyelash under my real ones. Finally, they took a picture of my "after" eyes.

I rather like how I look after the procedure. At first it was kinda weird that my new lashes reach all the way up to my brows, but the length really emphasized my already pretty eyes. And the Imperial Consort thought that the lashes don't look fake at all.

The catch: the lashes certainly feel fake. My real lashes, though tiny, are as soft as feathers. These fake ones are as hard as toothbrush bristles. Its like wearing falsies except you can't take them off.

These particular extensions I have can last between three weeks to two months depending on how well I take care of them. This means I should not allow soap to touch them when I'm washing my face or showering. This also means I should wear goggles if I want to go swimming or soak in the jacuzzi, which I plan to do with my Imperial Nanny sometime this week. Sans the goggles. I do not intend to keep the lashes longer than three weeks ;)

Next time, if I want pretty eyelashes, I'll stick to falsies \o/

In the meantime, this is what I'm planning to do until the lashes fall off:

1) Lie face down on a dirty patch of floor.
2) Close my eyes.
3) Open my eyes.
4) Repeat 2 and 3 until patch of floor is clean.
5) Move to another dirty patch of floor.

(I wish I had a Roomba for the Imperial Palace >.<)

Keep calm and praise me \o/

Signed,
Her Imperial Majesty  
 

Keep Calm

Greetings, my loyal subjects!

Do not panic for I hath returned!

 

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Signed,
Her Imperial Majesty