So after weeks of enduring bullying from my so-called non-geeky officemates, I have decided to honor my Imperial legacy and rise against this injustice! Therefore, as my revenge, I have created The Geek Trap!
How To Make A Geeky Officemate Trap, Imperial Style
1) Grab a copy of a video game magazine from the Imperial Consort's office.
2a) Sit next to the target and slowly rifle through the pages.
2b) Dangle the magazine in front of the target's computer monitor.
3) Paste a smug look on your face as target grabs for the magazine.
4) Enjoy the target's confession of geekiness.
Tip: Leave the magazine on your desk. More geeks will reveal themselves once they pick it up ;)
Moral of the story: Geeks are everywhere, you just have to know how to find them (or coax them out of their closets).
Signed,
Her Imperial Majesty
